Selena (lady_of_diadems) wrote in houseofcorsets,
Selena
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Bi-Sexual Barbie

One of ten barbies is left-handed,
another ten percent are lesbian.
But it's hard to keep track of the bisexual ones-
their orientation often a secret, or if overt,
still undetectable. Barbies dress in front of one another
and statisticians think nothing of it.
Two barbies often share a sleeping bag or double bed
because there are twice as many barbies as Ken's.
Two barbies live in one Furnished Glamour Home
when each could easily afford her own.
When a Barbie closes her eyees, it's hard for her to tell
if she is reaching out to another Barbie or a Ken.
Female or male, the plastic doll skin
is equally cool and smooth. Bald seamless crotches,
equally dry and unresponsive to touch. Both
have hard chests and legs that resist being spread.
The giveaway is always the hair-Ken's
is simply a splash of paint over his scalp.
But how many lonely Barbies-who've taken sophisticated trips
to Greece, New York City, and Italy-can be so straight
as to let a blond ponytail get in their way?



What a wonderful poet she is... No wonder there are so many bi-sexuals.
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/3911/kinky.html

Hey... I think it's funny...
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lol odd sense of humor in some ways..
if placed each barbie and family member head to toe that has been sold sence 1959 will create a chain so large that it would circle the earth over 7 times.
No wonder the world is fucked.


Just wondering though, where did you pick up that information?
Such a shame I don't read them... Especially when they have cool things like that inside them.